Oh yeah, I almost forgot:
I'm going to try to have perfect attendance for the next three months, then I'm applying for IS, and if they don't give it to me, I'm quitting and going to Bright House, or wherever the Hell that place Jenn Peagler went is. Cause I need more $$$ and less bullcrap. And you should come with me. :)
And stop missing Jason. BE STRONG! :)
Remember, I am always available for comforting, shoulder-crying-on, partying, conspiring/doing thy will, and, if necessary, cuddling and crazy lesbian sex. For the latter, please fill out Form L-6969 and submit it to my person along with a notorized copy of an STD test (must have been taken within the past 30 days). Dildos and vibrators will be supplied, however, you must provide your own videocamera (you must sign a waiver for any video to be filmed). Threesomes extra.